Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms

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Jolie R.'s Comment
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Roehl....Rolling Over Every Hill Lastsmile.gif

I didn't come up with that myself but another Roehl driver posted it on fb and I thought it was funny because it's so true!

Scott S.'s Comment
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CRST- Cant Receive Speeding Tickets

SWIFT- Sure Wish I Finished Training

MAYFLOWER- May All Your Furniture Leave Our Warehouse Entirely Ruined

ROEHL- Runs Over Every Hill Last WERNER- We Employ Rookies No Experience Required

DIGBY- Did I Go Broke Yet

JB HUNT- Job Being Holding Up National Traffic

PRIME- PRetending It's My Equipment

SWIFT- Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic

CRST- Completely Rebuilt Schneider Truck

CRST- Crash & Roll Stunt Team

SCHNEIDER- Send Cash Have Not Eaten In Days Emergency Reply

ENGLAND- Every New Guy Leaves after Ninety Days

MILLIS- Maybe I Like It Laying Sideways

I don't think the admins mind it. Some laughter is always good.

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Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager

The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
Gary C.'s Comment
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SWIFT - Single White Illiterate Farm Trucker

JB HUNT - Just Back Home Until Night Time

WERNER - Where Every Recruit Needs Every Restraint

KLLM - Kinky Little Love Monkey or Kant Leave Lower Mississippi

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Trainer I had once told me this one.

CRST Crash and Roll Stunt Team

Heard this from a driver while I was working for CRST CRST: Criminals Robbing Student Truckers.

Car Washer Mac's Comment
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UPS

1. Unrealistic Production Standards

2. Unauthorized Parking Specialists

3. Useless Package Smashers

4. The mechanics call it Unlimited Parts Suppliers

Terry C.'s Comment
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UPS

2. Unauthorized Parking Specialists

HAHAHAHAHAHA.......THAT is freaking hilarious!!!

Ryan W.'s Comment
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APL : all pride lost Always placing last

Ryan W.'s Comment
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Knight Know Nothing Idiot Got Hired Today

MCT Mexican Chicken Trucks

MDR Mississippi Drug Run

Ryan W.'s Comment
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BNSF Butt Nasty Stinky Farts
CFI Complete Freaking Idiot
CRST Can't Read Simple Text
CRST Can't Remember S*#*
CRST Caution Really Slow Truck

Ryan W.'s Comment
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PRIME INC. Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I'm never competint

PST Pot Smoking Trucker PST Pretty Stupid Trucker

PTL Part Time Layover

PTL Pathetic Truck Lines

ROADWAY Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year

SWIFT See What I F*#*ed-Up Today

SWIFT Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic

SWIFT Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks

SWIFT So, Will I Fit Through

SWIFT Stop Whinin' Im Freakme ng Tryin' SWIFT Sure Wish I Finished Training

SWIFT Sure Whining Im Freaking Tried

SWIFT Sure Wish i had A Faster Truck

Ryan W.'s Comment
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WERNER We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required WERNER We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required

YBGID Yes By God I Did

That's all I know rite off hand

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