Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms
Topic 1629 | Page 4
CRST has a lot of acronyms I have noticed. There are some really dirty ones about CRST. I can't post them here but the drivers in the truck stops love telling them to me.
CDL
Constantly Dodging Losers
CRST
Can't Resist (please insert random things here)
Werner
Weinies Eating Rubber Never Enjoying Rest
CDL:
Commercial Driver's License (CDL)
A CDL is required to drive any of the following vehicles:
- Any combination of vehicles with a gross combined weight rating (GCWR) of 26,001 or more pounds, providing the gross vehicle weight rating (GVWR) of the vehicle being towed is in excess of 10,000 pounds.
- Any single vehicle with a GVWR of 26,001 or more pounds, or any such vehicle towing another not in excess of 10,000 pounds.
- Any vehicle, regardless of size, designed to transport 16 or more persons, including the driver.
- Any vehicle required by federal regulations to be placarded while transporting hazardous materials.
PRIME
Paying Recruits In Miserable Experiences
UNITED
Usually Night, I Terrorize Every Dock
MARTEN - Many Attacking Robins Target Every Newbie
CRETE - Certifiably Retarded Every Trucker Everywhere
Dave
Averitt (literal)
A Very Experienced Rookie Indoctrinated by Trucking Truth
Averitt (literal)
A Very Experienced Rookie Indoctrinated by Trucking Truth
Nice!!! 
He must be one of those "Knights of The Road."
HOS:
Hours Of Service
HOS refers to the logbook hours of service regulations.
CRST
C- Calling
R- Rookies
S- Stepup
T- Tracey K.
EPU:
Electric Auxiliary Power Units
Electric APUs have started gaining acceptance. These electric APUs use battery packs instead of the diesel engine on traditional APUs as a source of power. The APU's battery pack is charged when the truck is in motion. When the truck is idle, the stored energy in the battery pack is then used to power an air conditioner, heater, and other devices
CRST
C- Calling
LR- Rookies
S- Stepup
T- Tracey K.
D- DANIEL B.
A- AWESOME
R- REAL
T- TRUCKER
EPU:
Electric Auxiliary Power Units
Electric APUs have started gaining acceptance. These electric APUs use battery packs instead of the diesel engine on traditional APUs as a source of power. The APU's battery pack is charged when the truck is in motion. When the truck is idle, the stored energy in the battery pack is then used to power an air conditioner, heater, and other devices
Swift- still wish I had a faster truck
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Dave