Why Is It... ( Fill In The Blank )

Why is it...you don't have to pee, until 5 minutes after you pass the last rest area / truck stop? LOL!

JJ

Why isnit 2000 and I can't sleep but got to leave out at 0000

Why isnit 2000 and I can't sleep but got to leave out at 0000

I feel your pain. It's 2100 here and I have my alarm set for 0200, so I can roll at 0300 when my clock resets.

**Just realized the laptop's clock was set to Eastern time. It's actually 1900, so I can sleep a nice, long sleep and wake before my alarm goes off! (but I still need to go!)

2130 here in Iona WI but I don't have to deliver until 0700. Of course it's a live unload and then I have a live load 60 miles away at 0900. LOL

Why is it that the moment you open your door or even crack your window at a customer, a fly or mosquito will inevitably find it's way into your cab, hide out for a while, then dramatically make his presence known to you 50 miles down the road?

Why is it that when I've got the cruise control set to 60 (the max I'm allowed) and driving along in the right lane and pass an on ramp, cars coming on will accelerate to the same speed I'm going and drive next to my tractor until I have to slow down, *then* they'll hit the gas and speed away?

Why is it when I am at the shortest of hours on my 70 they give me the longest of runs

..... I feel like taking a 30 minute nap until I see the rest area, then I get an adrenaline rush. And then I'm sleepy again as soon as I can't make the exit ramp safely.

Good stuff! LOL

JJ

Why is it that bees buzz around my truck when I stop and then decide to check out whether or not I'm a flower when I get out to do something?