Chuck Norris Jokes You've Heard

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Turtle's Comment
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This just in...

Chuck Norris has reportedly been exposed to the Coronavirus.

The virus will now be in quarantine for 14 days...

Tortuga 's Comment
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A king cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After five days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

Tortuga 's Comment
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When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.

Tortuga 's Comment
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Chuck Norris once slapped a criminal ten blocks away. Giving birth to the saying "long arm of the law"

IDMtnGal 's Comment
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Chuck Norris lives longer than Queen Elizabeth.

He has a little way to go....he just turned 80 on 10 Mar. He was a day older than my deceased husband.

Laura

Chief Brody's Comment
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Chuck Norris lives longer than Queen Elizabeth.

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He has a little way to go....he just turned 80 on 10 Mar. He was a day older than my deceased husband.

Laura

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death didn't have the courage to tell him.

RealDiehl's Comment
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Police cars move over a lane when Chuck Norris is on the shoulder.

RealDiehl's Comment
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This just in...

Chuck Norris has reportedly been exposed to the Coronavirus.

The virus will now be in quarantine for 14 days...

I'm stealing this...

RealDiehl's Comment
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Chuck Norris tailgates super truckers in single lane construction zones...

IDMtnGal 's Comment
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Chuck Norris lives longer than Queen Elizabeth.

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He has a little way to go....he just turned 80 on 10 Mar. He was a day older than my deceased husband.

Laura

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death didn't have the courage to tell him.

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