Chuck Norris Jokes You've Heard
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A king cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After five days of excruciating pain the cobra died.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris once slapped a criminal ten blocks away. Giving birth to the saying "long arm of the law"
Chuck Norris lives longer than Queen Elizabeth.
He has a little way to go....he just turned 80 on 10 Mar. He was a day older than my deceased husband.
Laura
Chuck Norris lives longer than Queen Elizabeth.
He has a little way to go....he just turned 80 on 10 Mar. He was a day older than my deceased husband.
Laura
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death didn't have the courage to tell him.
Police cars move over a lane when Chuck Norris is on the shoulder.
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Chuck Norris has reportedly been exposed to the Coronavirus.
The virus will now be in quarantine for 14 days...
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Chuck Norris tailgates super truckers in single lane construction zones...
Chuck Norris lives longer than Queen Elizabeth.
He has a little way to go....he just turned 80 on 10 Mar. He was a day older than my deceased husband.
Laura
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death didn't have the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris has reportedly been exposed to the Coronavirus.
The virus will now be in quarantine for 14 days...