Looking For Ways To Acceleratate My Truck ? Maybe Some Kind Of Motor Attachement?

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PackRat's Comment
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Just drive between 60 and 62 mph like I do. I'm still making more money than most of the guys in the hammer lane.

Stevo Reno's Comment
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Easiest way....."Sage" the truck, rid it of the gremlins holding you back. Then have a priest sprinkle "Holy Water" all over it, then keep the "hammer down"

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Andrey's Comment
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Easiest way....."Sage" the truck, rid it of the gremlins holding you back.

That's a good point. Can trucks have gremlin bells like they put on bikes? Does anybody do that?

Turtle's Comment
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That's a good point. Can trucks have gremlin bells like they put on bikes? Does anybody do that?

I have one on both of my bikes. Early in my career someone gave me one for my Prime truck too. But I woke up to it missing one day, so I can only assume a lot lizard couldn't resist the shiny object dangling from my deer guard. Not wanting to mess with the juju however, I haven't had it replaced.

Mark K.'s Comment
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I am amused that this is still going on.

That said, I can’t believe no one has recommended painting flames on the side of your tractor. This will definitely help you go faster.

Will's Comment
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Stop filling your tanks with diesel and start filling with gasoline. Gas weighs less than diesel. Less weight equals faster acceleration

Davy A.'s Comment
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Switch your speedometer to metric. It will show you going as much faster. Also, if you wear contract lenses, gently rub your eyes to make them blurry, it will make it appear that you are accelerating very fast.

One of the cheaper things you can do, is to look down at the roadway just in front of your hood at all times. It will definitely make things seem like they are happening very fast.

Bird-One's Comment
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According to the gps tracker, it is showing Mr. Michael G as posting off the coast of Africa. confused.gif

OWI:

Operating While Intoxicated

PackRat's Comment
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According to the gps tracker, it is showing Mr. Michael G as posting off the coast of Africa. confused.gif

With that spelling and grammar? Obviously not a local.

OWI:

Operating While Intoxicated

Mikey B.'s Comment
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You could take the truck to CERN in Geneva Switzerland and enter it into the Large Hadron Collider. Being the largest particle accelerator ever built, it can get your truck accelerating near the speed of light and you wouldn't have to spend money attaching pesky objects to it. Of course you could only make pickups and deliveries which happen to be on the 27 kilometer path of the Collider so there's that, but damn you'd make them deliveries in record time!!!!

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