You Might Be A Trucker If......

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G-Town's Comment
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You know you're a trucker if..... You're driving your PV and suddenly realise your BOOBS aren't bouncing around

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Interesting first post for a 2 year lurker...

Rick

Made me blush...just a Little Red.

Lil' Red's Comment
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Interesting first post for a 2 year lurker...

Rick

I've only been lurking in the shadows lol

Jodi 's Comment
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You might be a trucker if you turn on your 4 ways flashers in your personal vehicle to back out of your driveway.

PackRat's Comment
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....If your favorite color is chrome.

Pianoman's Comment
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... If you pretrip your personal vehicle before driving. It's a safety thing...

Pete B.'s Comment
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...you’re marking time until you see your wife again by counting down assignments, not days. (My wife says we’ll be together again in 11 days; I say we’ll see each other after three loads).

Chuck S.'s Comment
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When you realize you are driving in the right lane doing 55 (California) a few truck lengths behind a big truck in your sister's brand new bmw, while she's taking a nap next to you...

Grumpy Old Man's Comment
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You know you're a trucker if..... You're driving your PV and suddenly realise your BOOBS aren't bouncing around

I don't know, my truck is pretty bouncy, and if my man boobs get much bigger.... rofl-1.gifundefined

G-Town's Comment
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When certain situations (close quarter maneuvering, tight turns, blind-side backing off a public road, city congestion, etc.) used to totally stress you out...now they don’t.

I hope you all come to realize this same experience.

PJ's Comment
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That is so true G.... I guess delivering to cemetaries shed that fear for me, lol. These chemical plants are a breeze after that experienceembarrassed.gif

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