A Joke ONLY Truckers Will Appreciate 8-)

Tony from Chicago with his fancy boat and his buddy go up north to this river well known for walleye fishing. As night falls they burn down the river, get set up, and Tony starts beaming this insanely bright light into the river looking for schools of walleye near the sandbar.

Tony hears a local across the river yell "Hey man could you please kill the light?" Tony, replies "Not really buddy we came up here to fish walleye deal with it!" The local replies "We really don't appreciate you yuppies from the city bothering us-ins with your fancy boat, this is a quiet river!" Tony snaps back "Well, you and your us-ins can kiss my *** it's a public waterway." Tony's friend laughs as the local across the river says "Hey city slicker it sounds like you need an attitude adjustment! Why don't you get off at the shore and run a 1/2 mile down to the bridge and we'll settle this!"

Tony and his friend start laughing (Tony has a black belt in Jiu Jitsu) and shouts out "You got it hillbilly it's your funeral!" The local on the shore yells back "The name is Clarence NOT hillbilly!" Tony laughs back as he steps on the shore and yaps back "Whatever you say Clarence! You just made a HUGE mistake!!"

A few minutes go past as Tony's friend anxiously awaits his return from the bridge. Another minute passes and Tony looking scared as all get up and sweating, says "Let's get off this river!!" His friend asks "So what happened did you cripple this guy when you met him at the bridge!?!? Throw him over the side!?!? What happened!!?

Tony hits the throttle and goes down river looks back and says to his friend "Nothing happened back there! Clarence's name was on my side of the bridge in black letters!" His friend says "Yeah...and???". Tony snaps back "AND.....I can't choke out a guy that's thirteen and half feet tall!!"

This was good