Trucker Problems (A Poem)

I stand at the window waiting to check in Wishing to atone for my great sin.

What is this sin you want to know I drank out of state H2O

I stand as my bowels begin to roar Hoping not to poop on the floor

Finally she's finished, in free to go I waddle up to the porcelain throne

I make there, can hardly wait I take a seat and defecate

There's your warning, now you know Do NOT drink or of state H20.

Just came up with this, inspired by something I saw earlier today:

Oh silly driver, can you not see? The smoke from your brakes as you're racing by me?

You're taking this downgrade just way too fast! To the bottom, it seems, you will not be last.

Haven't you heard of of this thing called "the Jakes?" We smart drivers use them instead of the brakes.

But you, it appears, are in such a rush, You'll brake 'til your brake pads have turned into mush.

Me, I don't mind that my speed's twenty-five. I want to get down to the bottom alive.

The smoke's getting worse, are you that unaware? You are lost in a cloud! Do you really not care?

There are runaway truck ramps, but you pass them by. If you don't take the next one, I think you will die!

But it looks like the grade is approaching its end. The road flattens at just after that bend.

Well I see you down there, you made such great time. Those extra few seconds have earned you a dime.

But wait, what is this? There are red an blue lights, Coming up from behind me! Oh boy, that sure bites!

Yes that's right, silly driver, pull off to the side. There is nowhere to run, there is nowhere to hide.

I am passing YOU now, how ironic this seems! The look on your face now would make some great memes!

See, you can't take a hill like you're driving a car. You may win the battle, but I'll win the war.

Jay, you got me on a poetry kick now :)

Here's a haiku:

Driving sixty-two, Pass truck doing sixty-one, Block both lanes for miles.

Jay, you got me on a poetry kick now :)

Here's a haiku:

Driving sixty-two, Pass truck doing sixty-one, Block both lanes for miles.

Lol.

And a limerick (no offense to any Swift drivers...)

They're "Swift" but they're not very fast,

In fact, they're the ones being passed.

If you ever do find them, don't get stuck behind them.

You'll say, "what a pain in my...

...butt!"

I li-Ike big TRUCKS and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a truck pulls IN

With a diesel engINE

You understand my reasons WHY

-mountain girl

I like haikus

Freightliner hood latch How do you close this dang thing Seriously, how?

I call this one "summertime:"

Slow, work zone ahead. Get through, speed up, slow again. Another work zone.

Hey there little deer. Wait, don't walk out in the road! I can't stop in - splat!

Jay, you got me on a poetry kick now :)

Here's a haiku:

Driving sixty-two, Pass truck doing sixty-one, Block both lanes for miles.

GUILTY