Truck Driver Fells 30-foot Tree, Drags It 2 Miles, Police Say

Got a grand hall with cathedral ceilings? Then do I have the Christmas tree for you. This baby is a whopping 30' tall and it's been specially grown with a "flat" side so you don't lose the space of a full tree that's completely round! !!!! Call now for the space saver mega Christmas tree and get free shipping! !!!! If you call in the next 5 minutes (or before the cops catch me) I'll even throw in a few really cool street signs for that teenage sons room or the hubbies hot rod man cave. Call Nooooowwwww!!!!!

And there I was, minding my own business, turning into a church parking lot, to repent from my sins, when up outta the nowhere darkness, this demonic tree, grabbed ahold of my trailer and wouldn't let go. I tried to out run it, but it wouldn't let go...

And there I was, minding my own business, turning into a church parking lot, to repent from my sins, when up outta the nowhere darkness, this demonic tree, grabbed ahold of my trailer and wouldn't let go. I tried to out run it, but it wouldn't let go...

Office Blue: "So that's what happened. Mind if we inspect the inside of your truck?"

Wow, driver must not like trees one bit! That's insane.

Wow, driver must not like trees one bit! That's insane.

...or his job, cause he likely doesn't have it anymore.

You can't teach stupid. Very lucky that no one was injured during this foolish incident.

Do u think he is related to the light pole hitchhiker? He at least avoided the obstacles....parked cars and road signs....or maybe it was the same guy and he figured the wood rub marks would just buff out!!