Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms

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Cody B.'s Comment
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WERNER We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required WERNER We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required

YBGID Yes By God I Did

That's all I know rite off hand

SWIFT- Stevie Wonder Institute For Truckers

Brian 's Comment
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WERNER= We Expect Rollovers Nearly Every Ramp

Ryan W.'s Comment
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JB Hunt -

1) Just Beginning to Hold Up Nation's Traffic

2) John Boy Has Us Numb Nuts Trucking

3) Just Been Hired UN Trained

Ryan W.'s Comment
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Swift- sure we're insured for that Surely were impersonation friggin turltes Mct- Mexican chicken truck Marten- moron's and retards trucking everywhere nationwide Abf- anything but fast Arkansas bull frogs Tdc- too damn cheap Schneider- send cash have not eating in days emergency reply

Carl S.'s Comment
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SWIFT See What I **** up Today

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking

Mr. Smith's Comment
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PRIDE Proud Riders In Dirty Evolutions Please Remember I Don't Eat

SWIFT Slows When In Front of Traffic Sometimes We Infiltrate Foreign Terminals So What I'm a Freaking Trucker

Trans-Mex Trafficking Reefer And Narcotics Swiftly- Mexican Emigrant Xchange

CRST Crazy Radicals Steeling Trailers Can't Relax/Sleep in Tractor


A facility where trucking companies operate out of, or their "home base" if you will. A lot of major companies have multiple terminals around the country which usually consist of the main office building, a drop lot for trailers, and sometimes a repair shop and wash facilities.


A refrigerated trailer.

Bud A.'s Comment
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VSS - Vladimir's Sullen Sweatpants

(Based on a CB radio exchange with a guy hauling one of their trailers with a red Volvo, a thick accent, and some kind of sign in Cyrillic on his sun visor. I didn't cuss him back in Russian, but I could have. Glad I didn't - his truck is a lot faster than mine. And he's Russian. Not all of them are friendly tea-drinkers.)

Kenneth L.'s Comment
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Someone told me that CRST = Caution Releasing **** Truck

He told me they had some team drivers cut a hold in the floor so they could **** whilst going down the road. One day I was following one and for sure I smelled urine after a few miles. I got out from behind that basstard.


Operating While Intoxicated

Anchorman's Comment
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What does the FMCSA have in common with C.R. England and Swift?...They sit on their ass and watch trucks go by all day!


Compliance, Safety, Accountability (CSA)

The CSA is a Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA) initiative to improve large truck and bus safety and ultimately reduce crashes, injuries, and fatalities that are related to commercial motor vehicle


Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration

The FMCSA was established within the Department of Transportation on January 1, 2000. Their primary mission is to prevent commercial motor vehicle-related fatalities and injuries.

What Does The FMCSA Do?

  • Commercial Drivers' Licenses
  • Data and Analysis
  • Regulatory Compliance and Enforcement
  • Research and Technology
  • Safety Assistance
  • Support and Information Sharing


Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager

The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
Bud A.'s Comment
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England - Every new guy leaves after ninety days

Also heard this today on the CB - Q. What's the difference between porcupines and Peterbilts? A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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