Fedex - Forgot Extreme Driving Encourages Xplosions
ODFL - Often Drive Fork Lifts
Conway - Can Only Navigate Way to Another Yard
NEMF - Normal Everyday Ma**hole Folks
ABF - Always Been Fat
YRC - Your Rodeo, Conway
Shop Rite - Sure Hope Our People Remember It's Tight Everywhere
Walmart - Where A Lot More Ancient Rejects Truck
Melton - Maybe Every Loser Thinks Oklahoma's Nice
Maverick - Make All Vehicles Earth Red Including Cars, Kids!
CRST= Can't Run Steady Trucks
Mckee (Little Debbie) : My Cargo Keeps Everyone Enormous.
Pascal Truck Lines/PTL Praise The Lord!! Ya showed up..
Werner (my company) Nerner or Weiner lol
Swift Swing Wide Its Fifty Three Sure Wished I Finished Training Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking
Swift backwards Two Fu**in Idiots Wrecking Stuff
That's all i have but the other ones were hilarious!
Averitt (literal)
A Very Experienced Rookie Indoctrinated by Trucking Truth
Amen....
Full list as I could figure. Added Stevens Transport because I couldn't find it anywhere.
CRST- Cant Receive Speeding Tickets
SWIFT- Sure Wish I Finished Training
MAYFLOWER- May All Your Furniture Leave Our Warehouse Entirely Ruined
ROEHL- Runs Over Every Hill Last
WERNER- We Employ Rookies No Experience Required
DIGBY- Did I Go Broke Yet
DIGBY - Damn I've Gone Broke Y'all
JB HUNT- Job Being Holding Up National Traffic
PRIME- PRetending It's My Equipment
SWIFT- Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic
CRST- Completely Rebuilt Schneider Truck
CRST- Crash & Roll Stunt Team
SCHNEIDER- Send Cash Have Not Eaten In Days Emergency Reply
ENGLAND- Every New Guy Leaves after Ninety Days
MILLIS- Maybe I Like It Laying Sideways
SWIFT - Stop Whining, I'm Frickin Trying
CRST - Can't Read, Spell, or Type
PRIME=Please Remember I Am Missouri Educated
CELADON--Can't Ever Leave And Deliver Ontime Nowdays.
Roadway--- Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year
RYDER---Recruits Young Driver's Elderly Relatives
WEL= We Expect Late
KNIGHT---Know Nothing Ignorant Goofs Hauling Trailers.
CONWAY---Completely Overrated Nuts With A Yearning
PRIME---Paying Recruits In Miserable Experiences
Swift- still wish I had a faster truck
Navajo=Need A Vacation And Job Offer
JB Hunt.----Just Been Hired, Unfortunately Not Trained.
England.---Every New Guy Leaves A New Dent
T.M.C. = Turtles Moving Cargo
JB Hunt. = Just Bondo'd a Hundred New Trucks
A.B.F. - All Broken Freight
SWIFT Student With Incompetent Freaking Trainer
SWIFT - Sure Wish I Fought the Ticket
SWIFT - Single White Illiterate Farm Trucker
JB HUNT - Just Back Home Until Night Time
WERNER - Where Every Recruit Needs Every Restraint
KLLM - Kinky Little Love Monkey
KLLM---Kant Leave Lower Mississippi
CRST - - Crash and Roll Stunt Team
CRST = Can't Remember Schit Today
Swift - single white irritable female trainer.
CRST--Can't reach sixty three
TYSON--Trucker, You're Staying Over Night.
Roehl....Rolling Over Every Hill Last
UPS--Unauthorized Parking Specialists
APL : all pride lost
APL : Always placing last
Knight - - Know Nothing Idiot Got Hired Today
MCT-- Mexican Chicken Trucks
MDR - - Mississippi Drug Run
BNSF - - Butt Nasty Stinky Farts
CFI-- Complete Freaking Idiot
CRST-- Can't Read Simple Text
CRST - - Can't Remember S*#* today
CRST - - Caution Really Slow Truck
SWIFT- Stevie Wonder Institute For Truckers
England - Every new guy leaves after ninety days
Stevens Transport - - - Student Training Enthusiast eVery Nubie Scared Trucks Run All Night Stubborn People Routing Them
Stevens Transport - - - Student Training Enthusiast eVery Nubie Scared Trucks Run All Night Stubborn People Routing Them
I see why you couldn't find it anywhere...
Thread Resurrect
H. O. W. = Home On Weekends
WalMart = Wife Already Left Me And Ran to Target
Prime, Inc. = Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I Need Cash.
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