I Hate When You're Sitting In A Dock With Your Windows Down And A Fly Comes In.

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Jay R. R2-Detour 's Comment
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That is all....
Jay R. R2-Detour 's Comment
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And then he lands on your qualcomm and rubs his hands together while staring at you. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING, FLY!!!

Qualcomm:

Omnitracs (a.k.a. Qualcomm) is a satellite-based messaging system with built-in GPS capabilities built by Qualcomm. It has a small computer screen and keyboard and is tied into the truck’s computer. It allows trucking companies to track where the driver is at, monitor the truck, and send and receive messages with the driver – similar to email.
Robert B. (The Dragon) ye's Comment
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Tell him to leave before they charge you a deposit on the pet policy :p
Jay R. R2-Detour 's Comment
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Tell him to leave before they charge you a deposit on the pet policy :p

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Jessica A-M's Comment
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I'm laughing so hard at this.
Jay R. R2-Detour 's Comment
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Now I can't find him....he's gone or plotting something.... sinister...
Daniel B.'s Comment
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Jay, you're a nut! Get an electric fly swatter. Haha.
Bleemus's Comment
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Call your DM and get .52cpm because you are now a team!

Dm:

Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager

The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.

CPM:

Cents Per Mile

Drivers are often paid by the mile and it's given in cents per mile, or cpm.
Robert B. (The Dragon) ye's Comment
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Jay, you're a nut! Get an electric fly swatter. Haha.

Bad idea Daniel. We all know he'd secretly be spanking his own bum with it.

Jay R. R2-Detour 's Comment
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Jay, you're a nut! Get an electric fly swatter. Haha.

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Bad idea Daniel. We all know he'd secretly be spanking his own bum with it.

What an electrifying idea..
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