Cooking Bacon In A Truck

Embrace the cloven hoof. Roll up the windows while cooking it. Bask in it. Use the drippings like WD40. Welcome the compliments of shippers and receivers as you perfume their reception room with the aroma of cooked animal fat.

That my friend is straight up hilarious.

Brett try that cottage cheese with pepper and sour cream and onion chips. Blew my mind how good it was. Hammer it with the pepper.

The two best smells in the world. Bacon Racing gas

Brett try that cottage cheese with pepper and sour cream and onion chips

That's interesting! I've used it as a base to mix in diced tomatoes, jalapenos, and onions. It's good like that too. We're talking about cottage cheese, they're talking about bacon.

Brett try that cottage cheese with pepper and sour cream and onion chips

That's interesting! I've used it as a base to mix in diced tomatoes, jalapenos, and onions. It's good like that too. We're talking about cottage cheese, they're talking about bacon.

Oh, I thought we were using the bacon to dip in with...

Oh, I thought we were using the bacon to dip in with...

ooooooh!!

I'm gonna have to try that. I totally missed the bacon train on that one!

Never actually tried this, but I just thought of it and it sounds good:

Cottage cheese Crumbled bacon Grilled onions/garlic Scrambled eggs

Mix it all up (I'm guessing it should be mostly cottage cheese, about half as much eggs, and a quarter bacon and onions) and eat it with a spoon. Or slather it on a bagel or English muffin and have a messy sandwich.

So long as there's bacon in the recipe, you can't go wrong.

I wonder if I could do this with the vegetarian form of bacon....they call them "Stripples." Weird name...weird taste. TPC, I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through the delicious smell...of trapped bacon. Drive on by anytime! :)

I wonder if I could do this with the vegetarian form of bacon....they call them "Stripples." Weird name...weird taste. TPC, I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through the delicious smell...of trapped bacon. Drive on by anytime! :)

Boca vegetarian sausage links (not the breakfast links) smell and taste awesome. I don't eat soy anymore but, sometimes I'll crave them.