There Are No Intelegent Life Forms Born North Or East Of California........Yeah I Said It!!!

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Jerry Escondido's Comment
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Too many serious posts just after Thanksgiving. Please allow me to lighten things up a little. Where do all you USA citizens from? I'll start....

I come from a small country that boarders the United States of Arizona, Nevada, on our eastern side and the state of Oregon, at our northern border. My country is, of course, "The Great Sovereign Nation of California". Yes, I said, "The Great Sovereign Nation of California" .

I was born in the southern most region of my country, Southern California, Brawley, to be exact. I lived there until I was 8 years old. It was at this point my family won the "Great California Relocation Lottery" and we were allowed to move to the northern portion of our country, The Great San Francisco Bay Area San Mateo, to be exact. Lived there until I was 16.

It was at this point that, God himself, along with a host of angels, came to my family one Monday night, during half time of a 49ers game and asked, "Would you all like to be my neighbors and live in the most incredible land in the universe, second only to Heaven itself". Turns out, God is from California as well, I should have known. Well, heck YES we said.

So we move back to the southern region of my country, Southern California, Escondido, to be exact.. Now I am not exaggerating one bit. In Escondido, the streets are paved with gold, milk and honey spring forth from every fountain.

For me, as a 16 year old, young man just discovering the beauty of the fairer sex, every woman was beautiful. Of course, I could be a little biased here, I love ALL women. I believe, there is no such thing as an ugly woman, some are just a little prettier than the others. I don't mean just blonds. I mean blonds, red heads, auburn, platinum blond, and my favorite, HAIR AS BLACK AS COAL. It don't matter if they are skinny as a rail, I'll treat them to breakfast, lunch and dinner until they blossom into that curvaceous body I can't resist. If they are already big, bold, and curvy sexy, lucky me. Whoa!!!! Got side tracked. Sorry

Now, I have ventured far from the shores of my Homeland. I have been to your eastern USA, I have been to Europe and Central America. But no matter where I go, I know who and what I am,

I am a citizen of Escondido, from the county of San Diego, located in the southern region, of the "The Great Sovereign Nation of California"

where are you from my friend??????????


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Tyler Durden's Comment
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I am from some place where we know how to spell "intelligent".

Just kidding with you. Had to do it

Kieran L.'s Comment
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Sorry my pretentious Californian alarm just started going off and it won't turn off. Probably one too many Prius drivers running around hotboxing on their own farts on the way to Ikea. lol rofl-3.gif

East coast here, Columbia, SC to be exact, but I was born and raised in Dallas, TX. I do not, however, own a cowboy hat.

∆_Danielsahn_∆'s Comment
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Born in God's hand print(Michigan), now in West Columbia, SC I have a friend who lived in Escondido.

RebelliousVamp 's Comment
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I'm from La La Land. : D

Pat M.'s Comment
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There are no intelegent life forms born North or East of California

That's because too many of you have escaped and are now residing in those areas you have

Born and raised in Western Washington. Alaska, Texas and Tennessee before finding my home in the wide open spaces filled with mountains, plains, snow and sunshine, the headwaters of the mighty MO and the only state in the country that has rivers eventually end up in 3 different seas. Atlantic, Pacific and the Gulf of Mexico.


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Rob S.'s Comment
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I left my wallet in El Segundo

El Segundo

Michael S.'s Comment
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Jerry, I lived in Encinitas for fifteen years. How on earth could you think Escondido is the best part of California? Beaches Jerry, Escondido has none.

Ernie S. (AKA Old Salty D's Comment
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Was born/raised half way between Seattle WA & Portland OR. During my lifetime I have traveled over a good portion of this place we call Earth.

I presently live in Chesapeake VA (retired from the military). If I had my way, would be back in WA state in a heartbeat. That has always been and will always be home for me.

At one point (actually two), I spent time in So California. It was OK, don't mind visiting but would not want to live there (it's been over 30 years ago since my last time living in CA).



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Second Chance's Comment
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I am from the great communistic state of New Jersey🤓 Central Jurzee that is! The wonderful state where you need to obtain a handgun permit to buy a pellet gun😂 That wonderful state where you need to be making 90k a year just to have a comfortable family life, the wonderful state of the Jersey Shore. The state where everyone thinks they are better than the other, where there is no community, and everyone is always in such a rush they will take your head if if need be.

I had a stent in PA! Can't wait to go back! If I had my choice of where to go, Cody Wyoming -- that's where I'd want to call home!

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