Ah, The Pain!

I love how some of you drivers are acting like you're perfect and have never eaten while driving. Get real guys.

No sir I don't. I know I'll make a mess and then gotta clean it up. I won't even try to pour coffee out of a thermos. A man has too know his limitations, lol

No sir I don't. I know I'll make a mess and then gotta clean it up. I won't even try to pour coffee out of a thermos. A man has too know his limitations, lol

Not you sir.

I love how some of you drivers are acting like you're perfect and have never eaten while driving. Get real guys.

Not so, Daniel. Get all your fixin' done before you hit the road. Mayo applied, cookie bag opened, soda can popped.

I eat at The Most Dangerous Restaurant In The World often. I just try to keep my eyes on the road and most of my hands on the wheel.*

*Math people will consider this statement to be true.

I love how some of you drivers are acting like you're perfect and have never eaten while driving. Get real guys.

I eat at The Most Dangerous Restaurant In The World often. I just try to keep my eyes on the road and most of my hands on the wheel.*

We aren't so different after all.

Daniel B. observes,

We aren't so different after all.

Nope. We're just looking out for you.

Lesson #1- Hot sauce in the eye really really hurts.

Lesson #2- If hot sauce will not come out of the package, do not squeeze the package harder. See lesson #1 for results. If you can not read lesson #1 because of hot sauce in your eye.....

Lesson #1- Hot sauce in the eye really really hurts.

Lesson #2- If hot sauce will not come out of the package, do not squeeze the package harder. See lesson #1 for results. If you can not read lesson #1 because of hot sauce in your eye.....

Look at the bright side, it's clear skies out here. Unless you can't see because of hot sauce in your eye!

Skunk... in the face

In the 1980's, I was an Industrial Education teacher at Wausa Public Schools, NE. A friend, Curt trapped racoons during the winter. One day when he was checking the traps, a skunk was in his box trap. Alive , of course. So, being the nice guy he was, he walked up to it, to open the door and let it escape. When he got the proper distance from the trap, the proper distance for the skunk of course- the skunk did a 180, and shot him in the face. He then crawled to the pond 100 ft away, broke the ice and splashed water on his eyes.

Problem- The skunk is still in the trap, right? Solution- Lead.

I realize my story does not fit the parameters of this thread, but I'm sure you agree that it's a good story anyway.

I once got coke up my nose... Maybe it was Pepsi. Either way it hurt!

That's awesome.