Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms

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Zen Joker 's Comment
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Another one for for SWIFT:

S***

What'd

I

F***

Up

Today

Art L.'s Comment
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I just stumbled on this website. 20 years with a CDL. No incidents. No accidents. These new age truckers **** me off

So I came up with a few humorous Anagrams:

Knowing Nothing, I Got Hired Today

Controlled By Felons

Get In Line There's No Experience Required

Just Been Hired Unlicensed. No Training

Constantly ****ing Interstates

CDL:

Commercial Driver's License (CDL)

A CDL is required to drive any of the following vehicles:

  • Any combination of vehicles with a gross combined weight rating (GCWR) of 26,001 or more pounds, providing the gross vehicle weight rating (GVWR) of the vehicle being towed is in excess of 10,000 pounds.
  • Any single vehicle with a GVWR of 26,001 or more pounds, or any such vehicle towing another not in excess of 10,000 pounds.
  • Any vehicle, regardless of size, designed to transport 16 or more persons, including the driver.
  • Any vehicle required by federal regulations to be placarded while transporting hazardous materials.

Interstate:

Commercial trade, business, movement of goods or money, or transportation from one state to another, regulated by the Federal Department Of Transportation (DOT).

OWI:

Operating While Intoxicated

Zen Joker 's Comment
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Another good one for SWIFT.. Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking

Credit for that one goes to Sandman J.

Dm:

Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager

The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
Stevo Reno's Comment
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CRST (just thought it up) "Can't Remember Shiitt Today"

BK's Comment
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I haven’t heard one for Helwig. Not a big enough company, I guess.

Bobcat_Bob's Comment
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I haven’t heard one for Helwig. Not a big enough company, I guess

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Make one up!

BK's Comment
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I haven’t heard one for Helwig. Not a big enough company, I guess

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Be the change you want to see in the world.

Make one up!

I dunno, Helwig is a tough one. Maybe I should sponsor a contest with prizes. Winner winner chicken dinner.

Zen Joker 's Comment
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I made this one up myself on the the road when I saw a Marten truck....

May All Rejected Trainees Enlist Now

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