You Might Be A Super Trucker If...

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Villain's Comment
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Have you had an encounter with a Super Trucker? Here's one of mine: You might be a Super Trucker if... you blow by me doing like 80mph, with every tire on your passenger side in my lane, and blowing the air horn so that I know your a badass. About 5 miles later I blow by you... doing 5mph... at the weigh station.I toot the city horn as your standing by your rig... watching the DOT guy shake his head as he puts a tape measure to your load! LOL

DOT:

Department Of Transportation

A department of the federal executive branch responsible for the national highways and for railroad and airline safety. It also manages Amtrak, the national railroad system, and the Coast Guard.

State and Federal DOT Officers are responsible for commercial vehicle enforcement. "The truck police" you could call them.

OWI:

Operating While Intoxicated

Schmidtrock's Comment
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Hah! Thanks for the morning chuckle Villain!

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Old School's Comment
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You might be a Super Trucker if you Can't Keep Your Big Mouth Shut!

Terminal:

A facility where trucking companies operate out of, or their "home base" if you will. A lot of major companies have multiple terminals around the country which usually consist of the main office building, a drop lot for trailers, and sometimes a repair shop and wash facilities.

Turtle's Comment
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You might be a Super Trucker if you're a:

Rootin tootin, smoke shootin, gear grinding, rev winding, eatin from a microwave oven, bottle peeing, Lizard lovin.

Left lane huggin, coffee chuggin, get in my way and I'll be buggin. Faster better never tame, got a belt buckle that says my name.

Blind siding, log hiding, on your ass you'll find me riding. Got my foot up on the dash, I wonder where I got this rash?

Yeah I'm cool you know it sucka, can't touch me I'm a Super Trucka!

Simon D. (Grandpa)'s Comment
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You might be a Super Trucker if you're a:

Rootin tootin, smoke shootin, gear grinding, rev winding, eatin from a microwave oven, bottle peeing, Lizard lovin.

Left lane huggin, coffee chuggin, get in my way and I'll be buggin. Faster better never tame, got a belt buckle that says my name.

Blind siding, log hiding, on your ass you'll find me riding. Got my foot up on the dash, I wonder where I got this rash?

Yeah I'm cool you know it sucka, can't touch me I'm a Super Trucka!

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PackRat's Comment
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You might be a Super Trucker if you Can't Keep Your Big Mouth Shut!

Or if you poison terminal rats with egg rolls, you too may be a Super Trucker.smile.gif

Terminal:

A facility where trucking companies operate out of, or their "home base" if you will. A lot of major companies have multiple terminals around the country which usually consist of the main office building, a drop lot for trailers, and sometimes a repair shop and wash facilities.

Jeremy C.'s Comment
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Is it true...? Do Super Truckers really wear capes...?

Turtle's Comment
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Is it true...? Do Super Truckers really wear capes...?

I'm afraid so. Capes and...*gulp...spandex

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Jeremy C.'s Comment
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I'm afraid so. Capes and...*gulp...spandex

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Turtle's Comment
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.... if you use your Super loud Jakes in a small town for absolutely no reason other than you think it sounds cool. Then the local cop rips out of a parking lot and pulls you over. Priceless.

Happened yesterday to the idiot behind me that felt the need to Jake in a 30 mph "no engine brake" zone.

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