Look What I Found

So I picked up a loaded trailer in NC this morning and found this while inspecting the brakes. I felt kinda bad for the bird family but hey, its gotta be delivered.

Hey Mickey,

Did you move the nest to a safe area not far from where the trailer was dropped? That bird did a fine job building the nest and hopefully the eggs hatch ok. Looks like a pair of Robin eggs.

Hey Mickey,

Did you move the nest to a safe area not far from where the trailer was dropped? That bird did a fine job building the nest and hopefully the eggs hatch ok. Looks like a pair of Robin eggs.

Nah, wasnt really anywhere to put it. This is a Star rental trailer. I drove about 200 miles after pickup, this morning I looked and it and the eggs are still there so I imagine it is old from when it was sitting, before being rented. Kind of makes me feel better about it anyways. (Yes ladies, us straight male truckers have feelings too) lol. Eggs probably haven't been viable for quite a while. But yes, it is a very well built nest, just a really poor choice in build locations. Poor birds probably came back and wondered where the nest was,

Her: where's the nest

Him: it was right here

Her: oh sure it was, you probably got rid of it, you never wanted kids in the first place, just tell me what you did with them, you don't love me, you never loved me, I should have listened to my mother, she said you were irresponsible and bad father material, all you did was complain I didn't keep the nest clean enough, you never even noticed when I ruffled my feathers differently, you are why we can't have nice things, (unintelligible chirping) hrueidjfb jdjux hide sic sjkaks f jchchwpqp. f djsjkxbfhdikfkfjwxncfjgj jsjjdjdbxjjdk disk Jsjdi is fy stag wovpvmsmkwogyxjeoefunslxchdoqbdhxhdhxdjdjw!!!!!!!

Him:🥴🤪🥺💣💣💣

Don't feel bad about it, it's way outside their breeding season, those eggs were either abandoned a long time ago or they were never fertilized.

Mikey the dang bird dialogue got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Spot on,spot on.

I saved one as a souvenir of my time in New Jersey. I never need to go there again.

Hey Mickey,

Did you move the nest to a safe area not far from where the trailer was dropped? That bird did a fine job building the nest and hopefully the eggs hatch ok. Looks like a pair of Robin eggs.

Nah, wasnt really anywhere to put it. This is a Star rental trailer. I drove about 200 miles after pickup, this morning I looked and it and the eggs are still there so I imagine it is old from when it was sitting, before being rented. Kind of makes me feel better about it anyways. (Yes ladies, us straight male truckers have feelings too) lol. Eggs probably haven't been viable for quite a while. But yes, it is a very well built nest, just a really poor choice in build locations. Poor birds probably came back and wondered where the nest was,

Her: where's the nest

Him: it was right here

Her: oh sure it was, you probably got rid of it, you never wanted kids in the first place, just tell me what you did with them, you don't love me, you never loved me, I should have listened to my mother, she said you were irresponsible and bad father material, all you did was complain I didn't keep the nest clean enough, you never even noticed when I ruffled my feathers differently, you are why we can't have nice things, (unintelligible chirping) hrueidjfb jdjux hide sic sjkaks f jchchwpqp. f djsjkxbfhdikfkfjwxncfjgj jsjjdjdbxjjdk disk Jsjdi is fy stag wovpvmsmkwogyxjeoefunslxchdoqbdhxhdhxdjdjw!!!!!!!

Him:🥴🤪🥺💣💣💣

Great post! Thanks for making me laugh!