You Might Be A Trucker If......

You descend a hill in your car and find yourself looking for the Jake button on the steering wheel.

Some halfwit cuts you off in your car, and you try reaching for the air horn.

You still find yourself wanting to pull into an open scalehouse in your car.

You get nervous on streets that say "no trucks" in your car.

I know im just a green horn but i never find myself wanting to turn into a scale house.

-Your driving your pv to your vacation destination and pull into a rest area and pull into the truck parking looking for a spot.

Your rearview mirror in your PV is a waste of space because u never use it.

Your automatic PV has an indention on the left side of the floor where you have pressing the nonexistent clutch.

If your car feels like a go cart doing 100 mph even though you are only doing 60.

I drive a F150 and that thing feels like a lowrider now......

One more: you go to put gas in your car, and you pull your fleet fuel card out of your wallet.

You might be a trucker if you hate it when you can't se around the SUV in front of you because you are in your car

You get nervous when you go near a weigh station in your car.

Your POV ignition is in the wrong spot.

You tense up if a 4 wheeler hard brakes a quarter mile in front of you (POV).

You almost set up to back into a spot at the store.

You check your mirrors in your pv to see where the non-existent trailer is heading while turning corners.

The first time you start your pv after getting home, you stomp on the clutch so hard you hope you didn't break it. Then, after getting ready to move, you kill the engine because the clutch engages about an inch off the floor instead of an inch from the top.

If your car feels like a go cart doing 100 mph even though you are only doing 60.

I drive a F150 and that thing feels like a lowrider now......

SO TRUE!!!

Haven't even started school and all of this is funny.

You back your Pv into the garage and you don't stop until you feel the bump of the back wall

You pre trip the family truckster and realize that you can't perform a 4 point air brake test.