Chuck Norris steps on a Lego. The Lego cries.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can mix oil and vinegar- PERMANENTLY also Chuck Norris doesn't do Push ups,he does EARTH downs
If Chuck Norris is late he tells time to slow the f*** down
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Bermuda’s Triangle by using pathagorean theorem.
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Another post that may brighten your mood, or just give you a laugh today. Chuck Norris drinks his coffee black. Without water. Seriously.