Chuck Norris Jokes You've Heard
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Do most of you even know who chuck norris is??
we are showing our age guys....well you all are.im only 29.
Haha! I'm 29 also.....plus 19 for shipping and handling.
OWI:
Operating While Intoxicated
Chuck Norris went skydiving. His parachute failed to open. The next day he returned, demanding a refund.
When DOT pulls Chuck Norris over, DOT leaves with a warning.
DOT:
Department Of Transportation
A department of the federal executive branch responsible for the national highways and for railroad and airline safety. It also manages Amtrak, the national railroad system, and the Coast Guard.
State and Federal DOT Officers are responsible for commercial vehicle enforcement. "The truck police" you could call them.
When DOT pulls Chuck Norris over, DOT leaves with a warning.
DOT:
Department Of Transportation
A department of the federal executive branch responsible for the national highways and for railroad and airline safety. It also manages Amtrak, the national railroad system, and the Coast Guard.
State and Federal DOT Officers are responsible for commercial vehicle enforcement. "The truck police" you could call them.
Do most of you even know who chuck norris is??
we are showing our age guys....well you all are.im only 29.
In they eyes of a ranger, the unsuspecting stranger, had better know the truth, of wrong from right.
OWI:
Operating While Intoxicated
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat Death. He wins fair and square.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
Brett Favre can throw a football 70 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre 70 yards.
When ghosts sit around a campfire, they tell Chuck Norris stories...
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Hours Of Service
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Do most of you even know who chuck norris is??
we are showing our age guys....well you all are.im only 29.
OWI:
Operating While Intoxicated