Chuck Norris Jokes You've Heard

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Coleman's Comment
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Jeremy C.'s Comment
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There is no chin behind Chuck's beard... There is only another fist.

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PackRat's Comment
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Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 enemy soldiers. Then it exploded.
Big Scott's Comment
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YouTube video. My favorite Chuck Norris line is at 23 seconds in.

Diver Driver's Comment
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the earth, and it's still spinning
Dead Money's Comment
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When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn’t throw up... he throws DOWN.
PackRat's Comment
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand while sitting on it.
PackRat's Comment
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can kick someone in the back of their face.
Zengrump's Comment
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high fuel costs, his trucks run on fear...
PackRat's Comment
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The universe is not expanding. It's fleeing Chuck Norris.
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