Chuck Norris Jokes You've Heard

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PackRat's Comment
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When Chuck Norris walks into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

PackRat's Comment
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Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.

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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

Turtle's Comment
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When Chuck Norris takes a pre-trip exam, his examiner ends up not properly mounted or secure, cracked bent and broken, and with abrasions bulges and cuts.

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G-Town's Comment
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When Chuck Norris takes a pre-trip exam, his examiner ends up not properly mounted or secure, cracked bent and broken, and with abrasions bulges and cuts.

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You need a vacation...

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Turtle's Comment
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When Chuck Norris takes a pre-trip exam, his examiner ends up not properly mounted or secure, cracked bent and broken, and with abrasions bulges and cuts.

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You need a vacation...

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This job is a vacation, man!

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G-Town's Comment
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Good comeback.

I "get" that.

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PackRat's Comment
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If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.

Dave Reid's Comment
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.

The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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