Chuck Norris Jokes You've Heard

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Wile E.'s Comment
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Chuck Norris never has to trim his beard. It won't grow without his permission.

G-Town's Comment
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Chuck Norris drinks his coffee black. Without water. Seriously.

So does Mr. Bean… instant.

Anne A. (and sometimes To's Comment
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Chuck Norris drinks his coffee black. Without water. Seriously.

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So does Mr. Bean… instant.

LoL !! That reminds me of those 'Betel Nuts.' I've chewed a coffee bean myself...."ONCE."

I finally found Chuck Norris' ELD, however:

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Love these, actually !! Tom found a few more ...'less appropriate' ones.... I'll table those for now, haha!

~ Anne ~

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Ryan B.'s Comment
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar...

The bar ducked.

jz3377's Comment
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Chuck Norris has never farted. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris!

BK's Comment
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Chuck specified in his will that he is to be buried in his 4 wheel drive truck. He is afraid of being buried alive and wants to be able to get out of the grave. Oh, and he wants a case of beer in the truck.

Ryan B.'s Comment
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Chuck Norris doesn't walk. The world spins beneath his feet.

PackRat's Comment
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Ryan B.'s Comment
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the boogeyman. The boogeyman is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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